Desperate Agent K... Chapter 4



OMGOMGOMG Yes! Its me! I'm back! :) Hello there. No one is reading so I'm doing this for fun from now on. Btw does anyone else love Kelly's eye-shape? It's like a teardrop. Gorge. Yes, while I was gone I have developed quite a liking for Kelly.

WHERE have you BEEN? You left me for like TWO MONTHS.

I was busy being bored, now shut up. I skipped a few days 'cause yeah... I sorta forgot to take pictures, so here's a quick recap...

Kelly started a fire and I looked around town for an eligible breedman.

So no one missed much.

Breedman? Is that some fancy name for father?

Well, yes it is.

Still dreaming about that fire? Get over it. It's been like a day, gosh.

What the? A DAY IS TIME TO GRIEVE.

What, you didn't lose anything! And you got a free paint-over on your counter top. ;)

I didn't order charcoal black.

Who cares? You still got it free.

See? It looks sexy. I'm sure everyone's jealous of your sexy counter. ;)

It's very SEXY. So SEXY that there's ash all over it, so SEXY that when you rub it with your finger, it will turn black. Yes very SEXY.

;)

Bowl: Why'd you leave me?

So ya just left it there when you needed to go to work? I would've thrown it out at least, it will develop quite a stank while you're gone.

The place 'stanks' anyway... OF CHARCOAL.

GET OVER IT. It's your fault anyway, I insisted that you touch up on your cooking skills before you made waffles, but no no no. You shouldn't listen to me because I'm a HUMAN.

Kelly was at work when I saw HIM. Connor Frio, Mr. Sexy!

Why is there a ferret in that picture?

What? Where?

On his chin.

That's a beard, Einstein.

Einstein?

It's a human thing you wouldn't understand.

Since this is the Hubby Chapter I looked through Kelly's relationship list, hoping to find someone, THANK GOD I did. I found this guy called Harley. His last name is something like Vanquezelez. Yes, I believe that's it. I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDNT MAKE HIM. Kelly didn't seem too impressed.

I've seen hunkier.

You've been alive for 6 days, I dont believe you've seen hunkier.

Okay so being really excited about our possible breedman-

Ahem.

Fine, father if you wanna put it the boring way... I invited him over. AND HE REJECTED.

That's when I told him if he didn't come over I would hire an axe murderer...

Yes, how impressive. :\

He insisted on coming after that.

Excuse me, who's the narrator here? You're just my wingman... I mean wingwoman...

Here he is - Mr Harley!

He looked better in his relationship box.

Oh, have a cry.

Can we go back to ferret-face?

What is your problem? He's HOT.

Ewwie.

How old are you? FIVE? ANYWAY... Turns out Harley ran up the hill, and came from behind the house.

He did it all for me. *sigh*

So now you're sighing over him? You make me sick.



Kelly went straight up to him and shoved roses into his arms, he gasped and flushed over how romantic it was.

It takes a real man to do a woman's job.

HOW SEXIST TO YOURSELF! You're saying girls are ALWAYS the ones who flush, making them the softies? SHAME.

Heheheheh.

What?

You said women are always the one that flush. Get it? FLUSH. Hahahahahahahahaha.

*headdesk*

Anyway... it was getting late and Kelly started to get tired...



Harley: I dig chicks who pass out on our date.



Kelly passed out. Harley didn't seem to mind, in fact he just stood there with that flirty look on his face.

HOW RUDE!

What? He thinks you're hot when you're sleeping.

I mean he didn't gasp! Nothing.

When I see a sim pass out, I dont gasp, so get over it.

But do I care about you?

My opinion is like the world to you.

No it's not.

I CAN KILL YOU!

O_O Yes it is, master.

As soon as Kelly woke up she proposed-

I DID NOT.

You didn't let me finish, - She proposed to go steady with Harley. Gosh you need to listen more.

I mean, who moves that fast anyway?

Everyone.

Then we need to get movin'!

Durrrrrrrr. Anyway Harley said yes and then unfortunetly had to leave.

Then Kelly continued to cook her stanky pancakes.

Again with that counter-top.

Oh, come on! It's in.

Really?

Yeah, it's cool with the kids.

Then it looks great! It really completes the place.

Of course it does.

Goodnight Kelly! :)

And goodbye to you readers!

Say bye Kelly.

Bye... can  I go now?

Fine.

Im back!

Readers,

Dont leave me! I haven't quit! I just didn't feel like writing... But now I'm back! I am creating chapter 4 right now. So dont leave me! Oh Loyal Readers... who am I kidding no one reads this! :\

Anyway, Im going to continue this for fun. :D

Takin' a Break...

Okay, so lately I'vve realised comedy isnt my thing... Yeah... . I will eventually come back and write more, because i tend to jump from one thing to another, so, you will see this blog up in action soon!


Baii x

Work It! Chapter 3.



Welcome back to the third chapter. Let us let this chapter on a rumble first off with my two things I need to tell you...

A) NO ONE IS READING. I didn't think I was THAT bad at legacies.

and

B) THE FOOD LEGACY is my absolute favourite legacy and it inspired me to do this one. (;

You mean... I'm not... original!? *cries*

What a perfect start to the chapter Kelly. Thanks.

Are you gonna tell them what happened at work???

Ahhh, yes. I'm quite sure this happens to every founder around the 3rd chapter of the legacy... And NO. It's not 'hubby time' or 'hubby-ness' or baby-ness' or whatever you wanna call it...

IT'S A PROMO!

... tion.

Promotion.

I'm trying to sound fancy. Don't ruin today for me.

Don't worry I will...

...

...

Now can we talk about me?

Gah, you're rude. But yes, probably, that's what this legacy is all about. The Founder. YOU. THE ONE.

...

Awkward...

Very Ecstatic.

Wow. You look so very proud.

Shut up.

Ohhh, touchy... But seriously, you are my first sim that has not... clapped. Like seriously, no celebration. Nothing. You just stood there. Like that. For a whole hour. And then finally decided to go home.

Whats with the long paragraphs and the short sentences? It's confuzzling me.

You poor child.

Kelly: No, No! That's umm, not my house, hehe. Just drop me off here and I'll walk the rest of the way.

Before hopping out to 'walk home' she utterly confused the pregnant driver.

Driver Lady: No, this address is on the paper.

Kelly: Ummm... *grabs paper out of ladies hand, scrunches it up and throws it out the window* Now it's not on it, is it? *death stare*

Driver Lady: Errmmm, no...

Kelly: Good, now just remember, I dont live here, DONT DRIVE ME HOME TOMOROW!

You are so cruel.

I didn't want anyone knowing I live there!

Get another promotion and you may be lucky enough to get some walls.

But then I'll live in a shack!

Shack? ... Or GRASS.

SHACK.

Mhhmmm...

Kelly: Hate... *SNORE* ... Work...

I thought it was your lifetime wish to become a CEO... Which involves a lot of working!

I do like work... It's just... my boss scares me!

I should've never let you watch Austin Powers. And NO, Kelly, the actor of Dr. Evil is Mike Myers not Nick Alto!

Aht, aht! I refuse to speak with you! *covers ears with hands* LALALALALALALLALALALALALALA!

Now you're just being silly.

Kelly: ARGH! What the hell do you want!?

Kelly woke up in the middle of the night due to a phone call. Kelly, may I ask... Why did you stuff your phone into the under-piece of your lingerie!?

It's quick and easy!

That is just WRONG!

You're so distracting with your discusting... mishaps...

Fine then, go on, go on...

Kelly hopped up and answered her phone.

Phone Lady: Hello, this is 'Extrodanary' the line of hair and facial products. Is your hair dry and knotty?
Kelly: No...
Phone Lady: Is your face covered in acne?
Kelly: No.
Phone Lady: Then this is the line for you!
Kelly: I SAID NO TO BOTH YOU DIMWIT!  *hangs up*

What Kelly didn't and still doesn't know is that was really just a phone robot, not a real person.

Robots are taking over PHONES too!?

*headdesk*

Not the sharpest rock in the pile, this one...

Huh?

Ughh...

Kelly: AAAAAAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kelly then proceeded with her 'classy' night and 'classily' broke the sink, as she says.

Yes, I was very classy.

Not to mention dramatic. You must have alot of hidden traits...

Like what?

Snob, Mean Spirited, Evil, STUPID.

Okay first of all, I am none of those. And Second, that's not even a trait you meanie!

Oops almost forgot, CHILDISH.

Music Box: Hush little baby don't you cry, mumma's gonna get you a cherry pie... Kelly: *SNORE*

I then made her... 'classily' repair it, and as a reward, I got her a music box. It actually put her to sleep!

It did NOT! I was just joking!

What? Because you passed out afterwards?

SHUT UP. You're always so mean to me!!! WHY DO YOU HATE ME!!!!!

You sound like the whiney teenagers on that 'Total Teen Party' show.

ENJOYING HER SHOWER!

Kelly then woke up and had a shower... one FULL of ENJOYMENT!

What!? Remember, the stripper thing!?

Firstly, you were SINGING! And secondly, You would have so loved for someone to see you in that shower.

Okay, FIRSTLY, I was TRYING to distract myself, and second, GASP.

Well, that concludes this chapter, next chapter will be about hubby hunting! (:

Stay tuned! =]

Living The Not-So Dream... Chapter 2



Hello and welcome to chapter two! I know, I know. Another chapter so soon!? Yes, I got excited. x]

Yadayada, get onto the topic of ME already.

Wow, do you have the hidden snob trait? 'Cause it's really showing right now.

...

Anyway...

Kelly woke up at the late hours of 10pm and went to her boss' house.

My boss is living the dream, I'm living the not-so dream...

Don't copy the title. That's plagarism.

Stealing from one is plagarism, stealing from many is research.

Haha. That's just an excuse to steal things.

No, no its not.

Can we get on with this post please?



Kelly: Oh. My. God. Even the door is pretty!



Kelly rang the doorbell, and while waiting she swooned over the door.

Oh hush up. Not true. I was more interested to see what was inside.

She was greeted by her boss and let inside.

I must say without the hair he might just look like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers...



Dr. Evil with Hair.



But he also seemed to fit his job, he's got the whole, 'im-totally-into-my-job-and-i-have-a-wig-on-cause-i-actually-have-no-hair-like-dr-evil' look goin' on there. :]

But I must say his house is apaullingly dirty. You'd think they would be rich enough to hire a maid, at least.

Again... Picky, picky...

He asked ME to pick up HIS trash, do I look like the maid!?

Kelly: OMG. I wish I didn't have a nose.

That place reeked!

I can't believe you actually picked up there trash, you said you were offended!

Anything to please 'The Big Cheese.'

Don't ryhme it's not 'classy'

OH NO! I ruined my reputation for life!

What reputation? You're a bunch of pixels.

That's discrimination.

Oh wow.

Holly: Arrrr, I'm telling Dad!

Kelly seemed to not care about the stench and simply played video games, when in the process waking up there poor daughter Holly, who then threatened to tell 'The Big Cheese'.

I was on my hands and knees trying to get her not to! Classily of course... What a little brat!

I could say the same about someone else...

...

Thank you, now if you could just stop interupting for one second I could get this finished and you can go back to your hole... I mean, wonderfully furnished... lot.

Kelly: *SNORE* Shiny... House... *SNORE*

Kelly ran from Holly all the way to home. Then Nick Alto (The big Cheese) came over and told her it was late and she should leave his house.

Some sims are just messed up.

Again, one could say the same about you...

...

Back to the -freaking!- post! Once Kelly had recovered from that awkward moment she went to sleep and started to dream of her lot... Apparently she thinks its nice and shiny.

WHAT!? Never in my life would I think my lot is shiny! I was dreaming about the Alto's house!

Diva flip-out much?

...

Silence is a moment of happiness. :)

Kelly: Itchy... Uniform!!!

Kelly woke up and proceeded into her carpool, in her...classy... uniform. You can just tell it's her style. Right readers?

NO! NO NO NO NO NO! Do not listen to her readers! That outfit is horrible, it's itchy, and red is not my colour!

Oh wow. It's a catastrophe, someone call the fashion police.

YES PLEASE!

You know there is no such thing right?

Yes there is, you just dont have their number.

Why not? D:

You are not worthy.

GASP! Well I never. It's the mute button for you!

No wait-

Ahhh, serenity, silence...

I was then stupid enough to think maybe I would see Kelly in there working. I'm a dimwit. I knew rabbitholes were rabbitholes the first time I played the game.

Where's Kelly to agree with me?

Oh right I muted her. I kinda miss her now... *presses unmute button*

Well it's about time! I felt so LONELY!

If you find a decent hubby that could help.

I'm waiting for the right one to come around.

Ugh, that is SOOO tacky.

Tacky but true...

Even that was tacky. Yanno, I shouldn't unmuted you, you just distract me.

Okay, okay, continue...



Kelly: OMG! I'm so happy! I'm stressed out and I reek!



That is sad.

I did not say that.

Yes you did, I hear everything. ;]

On account of finding out she was stinky, as soon as she stepped onto her lot she started to gasp and fan her nose...



Ahhh, showering at sunset...



Kelly then jumped in to a refreshing shower full of enjoyment.

ENJOYMENT!? I was exposed! Anyone could have been watching! They might've thought I was a stripper or something!

Well you do pose in your lingerie...

STOP RUINING MY LIFE!

You sound like a little snobby brat.

*softly weeping*

I've finally broken her... THANK GOD!

*SNORE* Need promotion.. *SNORE*

Wow, you're desperate...

Well... *sniffle* It's my LTW, and when I gain it, it gets YOU legacy points...

Very good point, I'm desperate too.

Classy Kelly

Upon waking up Kelly decided to eat her... orange ... flavoured ice-cream on her...classy... toilet.

THAT IS NOT ME!

It sure-as-heck looks like you.

Whatever, just move on, this isn't very eventful anyway...

I thought everything in your life was eventful... Remember? The Poster incident?

You will never get over that will you?

Nope.

Kelly: Heheh... Monique? Have I ever told you how pretty you are? And how much I  like tvs?

Kelly relaxed on her bed, said those exact words and looked me in the eyes. I had extra money, so I gave her what she wanted.

Kelly: Hahaha, the two lived happily ever after! Hahahaha!

Kelly then spent her 'morning' laughing over romance shows...

It was just so funny how dramatic they were! And HELLO reality check! No one lives happily ever after...

DUDE. It's a romance show. It's SUPPOSED to be cheesy.

Not in my world.

You mean in Sunset Valley? I have seen many people oohing and aawing over romance shows in Sunset Valley.

... I hate it when your right.

And I love it when you're wrong.

GET ON WITH IT!

Kelly: Must get promotion, must get promotion!

Whoo! I'm pumped! :) You better have got a promotion Kelly...

I want to be a good founder and leave it as a surprise for the readers...

Now you choose to be responsible, THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH!

How is it?

Do you want to live in a house?

Shutting Up now...

Thats what I thought...

Stay tuned for the next chapter guys!

Things for thought:

Will Kelly get promoted?

Will Kelly FINALLY find a guy?

Find out next time! (:

Oh No... Chapter 1.



Hello and welcome to the Walsh Legacy! Let us hope I will stick with this one.

We'll make a collector card of our founder now...

Kelly Walsh

Traits:

Great Kisser,

Good Sense Of Humour,

Neat,

Charismatic and

Flirty.

Now, let's hope she doesn't flirt with every man in town...

Things Don't happen twice, Monique.

Nice to see you too, Kelly. Now, if you want a collector's (sort-of) card please let me continue...

LTW:

Become a CEO of a mega-corporation.

Faves:

Pink, Electronica, and Lobster Thermidor.

Okay, feel free to talk now Kelly.

Let's talk about my totally calm reaction to my house... erm, Lot.

Don't tease, I worked with what I had. Anyway, your reaction... Hmm...

Oh, now I remember! You had a little hissy-fit like the girls on tv do. :)

Umm, I dont recall that...(Shhh! People may be reading!)

Wait a sec, wait a sec... I SHALL QUOTE! (Mwahahaha >:) )

Kelly: Oh No...

Me: Oh yes...

Kelly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I wanna go home!

Me: They kicked you out remember?

Kelly: NOOOOOOOO! qoehliabwiuaxzxksbgi!!! (Screaming and crying on ground)

...

...

Please get on with less embarrassing stuff...

Like when you got the job at the Doo Peas Corporate Towers and wet your pants?

WHAT!?

That's Right.

I refuse to believe that rubbish.

No, seriously. You walked out of the Towers with that stupid smile on your face, stood there for about five minutes, and peed yourself.

That did not happen. I'm too classy.

Right...

Tell the readers more exciting and less embarrassing stuff about me.

Okay, okay...

Like when you played tag with a kid in the park and you almost died from exhaustion even though he stopped playing like an hour ago?

MONIQUE!

Okay, okay, I'm just teasing...

Move onto hubby-hunting...

Oohkay... (There is something embarrassing in here too though...)



He was soooo smexi.

*snigger*

What's so funny?

I found out something you didn't... Heheheh...

I'm sure it's not that bad...

If you say so...

The two got chatting...

I never really noticed how short he was...

*snigger* That's 'cause he was a teen.

So that's why you said let's go find someone better...?

Yupskies.

Tell them about Dave!

Dave who? >.<

The Paparazzi!

Oh right him...

You only like him 'cause he's a pap don't you?

I do now... But before I swooned over him.

What was the problem with Dave? I liked him.

He was pitiful at love, HE FAILS AT LIFE! FAILS AT LIFE I SAY!

You only hate him 'cause he hates flirting don't you?

Yes. He is not worthy of my lean body, nice shape, he wants to take me on a date, BOOM! Does he have what it takes? He better have some cake.

You're not Alexis Jordan. Now shut up before you break the screen, that won't get me many fans.

***

Sorry for skipping her trip home, it was uneventful.

Everything in my life is eventful, you should have posters.

Only a total freak would have a poster of you.

...

That finally shut her up...

So Kelly sat on her bed smiling because she loved her day so very much.

Then Kelly started to dance with enthusiasm.

She had to stop because her butt was calling her to tell her to start actually dancing.

...

...

I am awaiting Kelly's comeback...

...

...

Where's Kelly? I'm starting to miss her. :(

Be nice.

Sure. Now will you stay?

Just tell them how the rest of my classy night went.

Okay...

Kelly made her classy autumn salad, while prompting a, erm... classy, wish to buy a stove. I agreed considering she was going to get one anyway.

And... :)

And Kelly then proceeded to eat her, ermm... classy.... salad on her... classy... toilet... classily.

GASP! You have no proof!





Om nom nom..


How's that for proof?

This is the worst post of my life...

This is the first post... There will be a lot of other embarrasing moments...

Oy vey...

Heheh... The rest of the night consisted of Kelly posing in her...classy... lingerie, for two hours and then finally hopping into bed... :]





...classy... lingerie

Nice Kelly, nice.

...

Well since Kelly has no way of making a comeback, Im going to leave this incredibly long first chapter here.

Please comment, read, and look out for the next chapter! (: