OMGOMGOMG Yes! Its me! I'm back! :) Hello there. No one is reading so I'm doing this for fun from now on. Btw does anyone else love Kelly's eye-shape? It's like a teardrop. Gorge. Yes, while I was gone I have developed quite a liking for Kelly.
WHERE have you BEEN? You left me for like TWO MONTHS.
I was busy being bored, now shut up. I skipped a few days 'cause yeah... I sorta forgot to take pictures, so here's a quick recap...
Kelly started a fire and I looked around town for an eligible breedman.
So no one missed much.
Breedman? Is that some fancy name for father?
Well, yes it is.
Still dreaming about that fire? Get over it. It's been like a day, gosh.
What the? A DAY IS TIME TO GRIEVE.
What, you didn't lose anything! And you got a free paint-over on your counter top. ;)
I didn't order charcoal black.
Who cares? You still got it free.
See? It looks sexy. I'm sure everyone's jealous of your sexy counter. ;)
It's very SEXY. So SEXY that there's ash all over it, so SEXY that when you rub it with your finger, it will turn black. Yes very SEXY.
;)
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| Bowl: Why'd you leave me? |
So ya just left it there when you needed to go to work? I would've thrown it out at least, it will develop quite a stank while you're gone.
The place 'stanks' anyway... OF CHARCOAL.
GET OVER IT. It's your fault anyway, I insisted that you touch up on your cooking skills before you made waffles, but no no no. You shouldn't listen to me because I'm a HUMAN.
Kelly was at work when I saw HIM. Connor Frio, Mr. Sexy!
Why is there a ferret in that picture?
What? Where?
On his chin.
That's a beard, Einstein.
Einstein?
It's a human thing you wouldn't understand.
Since this is the Hubby Chapter I looked through Kelly's relationship list, hoping to find someone, THANK GOD I did. I found this guy called Harley. His last name is something like Vanquezelez. Yes, I believe that's it. I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDNT MAKE HIM. Kelly didn't seem too impressed.
I've seen hunkier.
You've been alive for 6 days, I dont believe you've seen hunkier.
Okay so being really excited about our possible breedman-
Ahem.
Fine, father if you wanna put it the boring way... I invited him over. AND HE REJECTED.
That's when I told him if he didn't come over I would hire an axe murderer...
Yes, how impressive. :\
He insisted on coming after that.
Excuse me, who's the narrator here? You're just my wingman... I mean wingwoman...
Okay so being really excited about our possible breedman-
Ahem.
Fine, father if you wanna put it the boring way... I invited him over. AND HE REJECTED.
That's when I told him if he didn't come over I would hire an axe murderer...
Yes, how impressive. :\
He insisted on coming after that.
Excuse me, who's the narrator here? You're just my wingman... I mean wingwoman...
Here he is - Mr Harley!
He looked better in his relationship box.
Oh, have a cry.
Can we go back to ferret-face?
What is your problem? He's HOT.
Ewwie.
How old are you? FIVE? ANYWAY... Turns out Harley ran up the hill, and came from behind the house.
He did it all for me. *sigh*
So now you're sighing over him? You make me sick.
Kelly went straight up to him and shoved roses into his arms, he gasped and flushed over how romantic it was.
It takes a real man to do a woman's job.
HOW SEXIST TO YOURSELF! You're saying girls are ALWAYS the ones who flush, making them the softies? SHAME.
Heheheheh.
What?
You said women are always the one that flush. Get it? FLUSH. Hahahahahahahahaha.
*headdesk*
Anyway... it was getting late and Kelly started to get tired...
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| Harley: I dig chicks who pass out on our date. |
Kelly passed out. Harley didn't seem to mind, in fact he just stood there with that flirty look on his face.
HOW RUDE!
What? He thinks you're hot when you're sleeping.
I mean he didn't gasp! Nothing.
When I see a sim pass out, I dont gasp, so get over it.
But do I care about you?
My opinion is like the world to you.
No it's not.
I CAN KILL YOU!
O_O Yes it is, master.
As soon as Kelly woke up she proposed-
I DID NOT.
You didn't let me finish, - She proposed to go steady with Harley. Gosh you need to listen more.
I mean, who moves that fast anyway?
Everyone.
Then we need to get movin'!
Durrrrrrrr. Anyway Harley said yes and then unfortunetly had to leave.
Then Kelly continued to cook her stanky pancakes.
Again with that counter-top.
Oh, come on! It's in.
Really?
Yeah, it's cool with the kids.
Then it looks great! It really completes the place.
Of course it does.
Goodnight Kelly! :)
And goodbye to you readers!
Say bye Kelly.
Bye... can I go now?
Fine.
I mean, who moves that fast anyway?
Everyone.
Then we need to get movin'!
Durrrrrrrr. Anyway Harley said yes and then unfortunetly had to leave.
Then Kelly continued to cook her stanky pancakes.
Again with that counter-top.
Oh, come on! It's in.
Really?
Yeah, it's cool with the kids.
Then it looks great! It really completes the place.
Of course it does.
Goodnight Kelly! :)
And goodbye to you readers!
Say bye Kelly.
Bye... can I go now?
Fine.
